Twas The Last Shopping Weekend Before Christmas
Twas the last shopping weekend before Christmas and all were at the Mall
Every Creature was stirring, short, stressed out & tall
The parking lots were packed, not a space did remain
So I parked down the road and walked through the sleet, snow & rain
The children they screamed, whined and complained, It was definitely Santa they wanted
The line up was long but off to the end of it we went, the children were determined, they would not be daunted
We stood there watching each child take his turn
We stood there so long my legs and back did start to burn
Finally the time came and my children sat on Santa’s knee
They told him all of their dreams and wishes and all i could think of was “Damn I have to pee”
That line up was one I was sure i wouldn’t make
So a mad dash with the kids through the mall I did take
Off to the car we flew like a flash
Driving through traffic and trying not to crash
Home we went as my bladder was ready to take flight
Shopping’s over for me! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
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